Babe of the week 16.01.04
Babe of the week.
Posted at 16.1.04 by gubbi56
Babe of the week.
Posted at 11.1.04 by gubbi56
.....................Is he really gay?.................
Is Spiderman really gay? Well by the way he´s dancing,I would say:
What do you people think? Let me know by put post on the site.
Posted at 12.12.03 by gubbi56
................................Very good friends.........................
Babe of the day!
Hehe watch the young girl.... (Link to another page)
Posted at 8.12.03 by gubbi56
Babe of the day + ass of the day
A girl´s wet dream!
Babe of the week:
Posted at 5.12.03 by gubbi56
How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Icelandic!
How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Icelandic!
Icelandic language swear words and phrases and their English translations.
Fardu i rassgat
Hoppadu uppi rassgatid a ter
Andskotinn hafi thad
Haltu kjafti hellvítis hóru tussa
Mamma ţín er hóra
Ţú ert međ lítiđ tippi
Ríddu mömmu ţinni
Shut up little mother fucker
Go and buy some skyr!
Your mother is a cow
Go to hell!, Fuck off!
Jump up you're ass
Shut up, be silent
May the devil keep it
A stupid person
Go fuck yourself
Faggot (lit. Leatherfag)
Shut up you fucking cunt
Your mom is a whore
You have a small cock
Fuck your mom
Halti kjafti littli móđur riđill
Farđu og keyptu skyr!
Mamma ţín er belja
Thanks to: Cendenz, Valli, Heida, Hulda, Warlock, Hvurslags, Sigurjón
Be a Picasso.......
Posted at 4.12.03 by gubbi56
Loksins set ég eitthvađ inn!
I think it was time to update my site here:...Hope you´ll enjoy.
Nýju Nćrbuxurnar mínar,ahh hlýjar.....
Why the sportsbra was invented.
And finally some jokes for today!
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
Things you'd really like to say at work:
Quotes from famous people
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
- Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
- Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
- Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
- George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
- Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour!)
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
- Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
Posted at 28.11.03 by gubbi56
.................................Some pics for now.................
Well,well well,i think at least 10 of the visitors will hopefully have wetdreams with Katie Price!
Posted at 9.11.03 by gubbi56
Babe Of The Week...And what a babe...
Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who wanks in cash register, come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet, have shitty time.
Man who fart in church, must sit in own pew.
Man who finger girl having period, get caught red handed.
Man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong-man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate-come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon-one prick, all gone.
Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie
When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
Never accept invitations from strangers, especially individuals who inexplicably live in isolated areas and have no contact with society.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
If you're searching for the cause of a noise and find out that it's not just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
No alcohol or partying! These activities will surely seal your fate.
If you find a town that is deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
man desperate at Villa's current situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Villa kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Villa kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."
A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years".
He goes into the shop and asks how much.
"Ł100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and Ł90 for the Betamax recorder!!
What is the difference between Michael Owen and an Airfix model kit without a tube of glue? One is a Gluless Kit.....
A teacher explains to her class that she is a Manchester City supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are City supporters, too. Not really knowing what a City supporter is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a City supporter" she retorts. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Manchester United supporter" boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Mary why she is a Manchester United supporter. "Well, My Dad and Mom are United supporters, so I'm a United supporter too" she responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Mary smiles and says, "Then I'd be a City supporter." ;) Liked it didnt ya?
What do you call an Leeds fan with half a brain?
Why do people take a instant dislike to Leeds fans?
Because it saves time.
A man hands over a Ł50 note to the turnstyle operator at Maine Road. Man: Two please.
Turnstyle Operator: Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?
Slang Expressions of Today Explained...
UMFRIEND - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed
intimate relationship, as in "This is Bridget, my ... um ...friend."
BODY NAZIS: Hard-core exercise and weightlifting fanatics who look
down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly
in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
This is a test,how many dolphins can you see? :)
Posted at 7.11.03 by gubbi56
More of Awesome Factoid !!!!
Try this,it´s good
=== Ludicrous Daily Factoid ===
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
=== Ludicrous Daily Factoid ===
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
=== Awesome Factoid ===
Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.
faceheadnecklips - Used as a term of surprise, frustration, or insult--especially when one doesn't have time to find the perfect word for the situation.
e.g., Faceheadnecklips! That car almost ran into me.
facelicker - A man or woman who kisses are so wet you have to use a towel afterwards.
e.g., Be sure to have a towel with you if you kiss her, she's a real facelicker.
facepalm - To bring one's hand to one's forehead in an exasperated or irritated fashion.
e.g., Glenn facepalmed at Corey's comment, "But that's exactly what I'm trying to say!"
facmd - Funky, Awesome, Cool, Man, Dude. Fack-muhd. An ajdective describing something unexpected and astounding.
e.g., That's facmd! You really told her that?!
factoid - Factoids are a series of facts or truths on a related subject. Basically, small bits of information.
e.g., She was pumping me for factoids about her ex-roomie, but I clammed up.
g'eet - Southern coloquialism of "Did ya eat?"
e.g., "Hey, Sonny, g'eet?"
g-mail - Email for gangstas.
e.g., I just be chillin' and sending some g-mail.
g-tard - a suburban white kid who pretends he's from the ghetto.
e.g., "he's all decked out in FUBU and nautica gear that his lawyer parents bought him... what a g-tard."
g.o.l.l.a.s.g.o.p. - Giggling Out Loud Like A School Girl On Potatoes.
e.g., I am soo GOLLASGOP.
gzzt - Like. It indicates the brief short in your brain at the moment of using it instead of "like."
e.g., So she gzzt, "Yeah, are you talking to me?" and he gzzt "Yeah, my friend thinks you are gzzt cute.
Posted at 30.10.03 by gubbi56